Friday, February 27, 2009
"Way to go Castro..."
It seems Idol is taking my suggestion to bring back the awesomeness that was Season 7!
We've had Michael & Carly, then Brooke... who could be next?
Word on the "street" is Jason Castro will be back to perform an ORIGINAL song on Group 3's results show... March 4th to be exact! Set your DVRs and such!!!!
It's only a matter of time before Archuleta & Cook make an appearance... right? Hopefully they can fit us in to their busy schedules before the finale :-)
"The Man in the Mirror..."
Okay.. on to the recap!
Ryan starts the show by asking... "What have YOU done?" essentially blaming us for crushing the hopes and dreams of 9 contestants... gee, Seascrest! There were 25 million votes cast and I take credit for 150 of them (it would seem my vote is pretty inconsequential). Alexis, Michael and Danny are paraded once again across our screen and I think I've decided they are already my least favs of the Top 12...
The Group song this week is "Closer" by Neyo and the kids sound pretty "kick awesome" (tm CutieKris) together... especially the guys! They're also totally groovin' out and I love it! Anyone else notice Nick is so not a fan of the group sing... he wasn't even singing half the time! Ps. Kai shirt is stellar... the new tuxedo shirt!
We come back from the first commerical to Contestant Chat where we learn... Nick's still funny, Matt B's still learning, Jesse's still mouthy and Jeanine think less is more especially in shorts.
Ryan calls out the first group of Allison, Jesse and Matt B. -- yada yada yada... Matt & Simon might get into a fist fight... Allison is the through and the others are sent packin'! Allison sings "Alone" again and I hit fast forward, but not before we're remind again just how young Allison is... 16!!!!
Back from break # 2 Ryan pulls down Kris and Megan then Matt G. and Jeanine. Ryan makes the mistake of asking Paula's opinion... her response "Matt, Kris or Megan... oh yeah, and Simon's a gnat?" (crazy lady). Kara steps in to drone on about nothing and Simon calls her on it... she gets defensive and Ryan cuts her off... good times! After a whole lot of nothing (plus the dismissal of Matt G. & Jeanine) Ryan finally gives Megan her walking papers and Kris is through to the Top 12 (are Paula & Simon high-fiving in the background? what up with that)
Aw.. he's generally shocked and so happy... it's cute and contagious! He sings again... and I still dig it! He's so sweet and unassuming... I like him! He's like Jason Castro & Brooke White rolled in to one person!
Ps. check out his youtube awesomeness! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ob-7iVMcfLk
After yet another commerical we get to re-see the 'Idol Retrospective' ... and I certainly don't mind a chance to see David Cook cry again! Plus... hello Idol Season 7 alum, Brooke White... welcome back! She tell the kids "don't Google your name" and goes right into her new single "Hold Up My Heart"... it's 100% Brooke! A little sweet, a little cheesy... I like it!
We're back from break 457... Mishavonna, Kai & Jasmine are all out. Leaving Nick or Adam... and of course it's Adam! DUH! I fast forward again, but still have to see Adam and his weird tongue thing... yuck!
We close out the show with Group 3's dorky dancing! It's cute and fun... it's ALEX! Next week should definitely be interesting... wide open for the guys & third spot!
WC round is also next week! I'm expecting to see... Anoop, Matt G., Megan, Ricky and Jesse... but I think the first 3 will get the Wild Card picks!
Thursday, February 26, 2009
"Weak 2..."
Group 2 wasn't really any better than Group 1 and from the looks of Group 3... I'd say we're in for more crappy singing! A few random thoughts before diving into a spectacular evening with Idol... I really like dressed down Ryan and Randy's glasses, the opt out of "family time" was much appreciated and what was up with the extra chattiness from the contestants tonight... not a big fan of the back talk!
And here we go...
Jasmine Murray can't go into her upper register without involving her nasal passages! I thought her take on Sara Bariellis' "Love Song" got a little better as it went along, but no where near Top 12 level. Overall it did seem to be par for the course as the night went along. Give her a few years and some corrective singing lessons and she could have had a shot in one of Diddy's "Ultimate Girl Groups". Top 12 chances? She blew it...
Matt Giruad tried to be hip with "Viva la Vida" by Coldplay and it just didn't pan out for him. He tried to do too much with the song making the phrasing weird and off-putting. The judges called him on the bad song choice, but put forth the "remember Hollywood" mantra that will probably still earn Matt a spot in their top 12. I think Matt is definitely more of a Dave Matthews than a Chris Martin... plus Chris Martin is just crappy! Top 12 chances? Matt might sneak in this week... he's got the fan base! If not... he's definitely a wild card pick!
I think Jeanine Vailes was better off as the chick no one knew! Seriously... "This Love" by Maroon 5? was she confused about the point of this competition? Her pitch, tone, tempo... all off... all a mess! It was bad... Top 12 chances? She didn't have any to begin with... but this really didn't help her cause at ALL.
Nick/Normund... what can you say? The guy's entertaining, but for all the wrong reasons in Idol-land! He had one or two good notes in his rendition of "And I'm Telling You..", but it's not good when your entertainment is upstaged by a one liner from Seacrest... "first person to ever get to 2nd base with our logo"... now that's comedy! Top 12 chances? Not really likely at all, but maybe they'll bring him back for some wild card fun...
Allison Iraheta's chat with Ryan was as annoying as all get out and she chose to sing "Alone" by Heart... she's got a pretty decent voice, but makes weird facial expressions while she sings. The song was great for her voice, but might have been a little big for her range. The judges throw out the patented subliminal messages... "only 16!!", "you could sing the phone book" and "a young Kelly Clarkson" ... to get America on the Allison train. Top 12 chances? I think she'll be the Top female vote-getter.
Kris Allen is a cutie! He's take on MJ's "Man in the Mirror" started off a little rough, but once he hit his stride I really, really liked it! He's got this earnest, sweet guy vibe... kinda a male Brooke White! The judges panned the performance... what was up with Simon taking the time out in his critique to yet again praise Danny's vocal talent? Kris was my favorite of the night and the only contestant to earn my votes! Top 12 chances? He'll still get looked over for Matt G., but I'll hope for a wild card spot for him.
There was something very off-putting about Megan Corkery. I think she was going the ultra-hip route (ala Matt G.) and it fail just like his did! The judges must have heard a completely different performance than me and spent 20 minutes (okay slight exaggeration) praising the artist Megan might be... what the heck? Top 12 chances? If Matt G. doesn't get the 3rd spot I could see it going to Megan and if not... we'll see her in the wild card show.
Matt Breitzke has a better voice than Michael Sarver, but we've already filled out "all-american, roughneck, dad" quota for the season... sorry Matt. His voice sounded great on "If You Could Only See" by Tonic, but (hold onto your hats kids) Randy was actually on-point claiming it needed "more edge and energy". Matt's take was a little boring and very by the book. Top 12 chances? Like I said... I'd rather have Matt B. than Michael, but the spot already been filled... sorry dude.
Jesse Langseth has a great tone & stage presence (I'd pick her over the rest of these chicks anyday). The song choice of "Bette Davis Eye" was weird in the beginning, but totally fit by the chorus! The choice may have been too "off the path" for Idol watchers, which I think Simon hit on the head with the "too cool for school" comment. Top 12 chances? I think wild card may be her only shot!
I totally get the crooner vibe from Kai Kalama and I actually enjoyed his soulful take on "What Becomes of the Broken-hearted". The song was old-fashioned and safe... as is Kai... Top 12 chances? none....
Mishavonna Henson dropped her last name ala Mandisa and Trenyce (I already don't like her) and while her rendition of "Drops of Jupiter" by Train was pleasant enough, her voice was very forgettable and pedestrian. She doesn't have the presence to compete with the bigger personalities this season seems to be all about! Top 12 chances? She didn't make the impact needed to advance.
Of course Adam Lambert gets the "pimp spot" (my guess is Lil will get it next week) with The Rolling Stones "Satisfaction" and I just don't get it! Sure the kids got a big range, but when you're screeching your way through that range I'm just not impressed. Adam's a "love him" or "hate him" kind of performer... I'd love him on a broadway stage where that kind of singing is appropriate, but I hate him on my subtle Idol stage! It was a sleezy, manic, theartical performance... and the judges fell all over themselves for it! Randy call him "the most current contestant ever" does Randy even listen to the radio?Then he compares Adam to Robert Pattinson?!? Now I'm really lost! Top 12 chances? Adam's here for the long haul...
I'm a little bummed we didn't get a "dancing" video from the last group of 12! (Here they are in case you've forgotten them all are already!)
Lil Rounds - the "superstar"
Arianna Asfar - the "granfriend"
Kendall Beard - the "hot" blonde
Kristen McNamara - the "not hot" blonde
Felicia Barton - the replacement
Taylor Vaifanua - Jordin 2.0
Alex Wagner-Trugman - Kyle Ensley 2.0
Crybaby Nate - hello? he cries... a LOT
Junot Juyner - the "other" African American guy
Scott MacIntyre - the blind guy
Jorge Nunez - Puerto Rico!
Von Smith - the screamer
Here's hoping they're awesome... but I'm not...
Thursday, February 19, 2009
"Predictable..."
The entire episode was a mess... except for Carly & Michael and Anoop being awesomely funny (if he's not back for the wildcard... I quit!)
The group sing-a-long was just plain BAD... none of these kids know how to harmonize (ya know?) or look like they even enjoy each others company! After a short break we're back and Ryan's chatting with the contestants... Jackie thinks she awesome and no one will tell her other wise, Anoop is relaxed or the most nervous he's ever been (did Ry say 'God bless you'?), Tatiana's still insane, Stevie's still confused...
-Casey joins Ryan center stage... Randy likes that she agreed with his opinion and thinks she shouldn't stay... she doesn't!
- Stephen's up next and chose to ignore the judge actual comments last night and focus on his own misguided idea of what they said... Kara doesn't think he was connected enough and he wasn't.
- Alexis Grace get's the first spot in the Top 12... she sings again and I still don't love it! She looks better tonight though... so whatevs
- Jackie (in a belt with her own name on it) & Ricky are center stage... Ryan manufactures some tension between Jackie and Simon before telling them both they're out! Poor Ricky... that kid deserved better than a shove off with camera-hog Jackie!
- Anoop & Michael are next... and Simon gets his way and Michael is through over Anoop by only 20,000 votes! That's like chump change in Idol-land! My poor little heart is broken! Michael sings again and it's still wheezy! **Silver lining... I'll get to hear an extra Anoop song! :)
**MICHAEL JOHN & CARLY SMITHSON recyle "The Letter" for last year's finale, but it still a million times better than anything we've heard during season 8!
**I miss season 7! Can we invite one of them back during each show?
- Ann Marie, Brent & Stevie are all out! We probably won't see them again... (maybe Ann Marie)
- This leaves us crazy Tatiana & "the giver of hope" Danny... the suspense is killing me... oh wait it's not, because there's no way this isn't Danny's shining moment! Just as everyone in America expected Danny rounds out the Top 3... and he's kind of a jerk about it! It takes a lot for Tatiana to actually become the victim... but Danny's got a special charm about him. Did anyone else see his buddies holding up the picture of he & his wife? for real? we get it Danny... your a widower! Plus what a perfect set-up for Danny's voice to be the last we hear from in this group until mid-March!
*Ugh, I'm annoyed by the whole thing... this is like Archie on steriods!!
So that's that.. Anoop & maybe a few others will probably be back for the Wild Card show...
Next week (Wed & Thurs) Group 2 performs!
-Adam 'Mr. theater' Lambert
-Nick 'Nurmond Gentle' Mitchell
-Matt 'piano man' Giraud
-Kris 'poorman's Matt' Allen
-Kai 'sick mom' Kalama
-Matt 'other roughneck' Breitzke
-Allison 'young one' Iraheta
-Jasmine 'nasally' Murray
-Jeanine 'who?' Vailes
-Jesse 'Simon doesn't think she's got a shot' Langseth
-Mishavonna 'I think I remember you' Henson
-Megan 'sleeve tattoo' Corkery
My guesses for the Top 12... Adam, Matt G. and Megan or Jasmine
See ya then!
Wednesday, February 18, 2009
"Weak 1..."
We spend the first 20 minutes with a judge's chat where we learned... Simon's been gone for "6 months", he really likes Ryan's "new" hair, Randy & Paula will continue to be useless all seasons long and Kara's life has been changed...
The "theme" for tonight is Top 10 song from the Billboard Hot 100 (since it began)... that you can get cleared!
Jackie Tohn opens the show by jazzercising her way through "A Little Less Conversation" by Elvis Presley. It's spastic and childish and completely ridiculous... don't even get me started on the outfit! Jackie had a chance to stand out in the crowd by picking something hip and cool, but instead she "played the clown" as Simon aptly put it! Top 12 chances? None... I don't even think that'll get her a spot in the WC round.
* what is up with the ginarmous mics??? I am totally distracted!
*apparently we will be chatting with everyones family in the Red Room... I'm already annoyed!
Ricky Braddy reminds me of a Clay Aiken/Elliott Yamin hybrid! His take on Leon Russell's "A Song for You" was far and away the best vocal of the night, but Simon was right on questioning his "star potential"! If this was truly based on talent Ricky'd be the first to go through, but his lack of screen time is gonna hurt him. Top 12 chances? We better see him in the WC Round!
*We get the first claim that this is the best talent EVER (thanks Dawg, but you're way off)
Alexis Grace has a great soulful tone and that was evident on Aretha Franklin's "Never Loved A Man", but I just don't buy her in today's music. Plus I hate her style... she looks like a little girl playing dress up! Kara must have drank some of Paula's crazy juice... "the genie is out of the bottle with you"? what does that even mean? All that said she was by far the best girl of the night! Top 12 chances? She's in... hello Simon gave her the Kelly Clarkson comparison!
Brent Keith was completely forgettable. His choice of "Hickstown" by Jason Aldean was all wrong. The song limited his range and he came off as trying way too hard! Top 12 chances? It's back to the farm for you buddy.
Oh heavens... I didn't think it was possible for anyone to sing a Taylor Swift song worse than Taylor Swift... Stevie Wright proved me wrong! Her rendition of "You Belong With Me" was painful to sit through! She, again, pick this breathy, airy song that didn't suit her voice! I could maybe blame a little bit of it on her nerves... but wow! On a positive note... she looked super cute! Top 12 chances? Not even a little bit.
Anoop Desai made a interesting choice with Monica's "Angel of Mine" and I liked it, but I've definitely heard him sing it better! He had some pitch issues, but they were mainly gelling with the back-up singers (word on the street is that during rehearsals Anoop had to run his song 4 or 5 times because the band kept messing up) I agree with Paula's comparison to Brian McKnight, but totally didn't get Simon calling the song old fashioned and claiming no one knew it (came out in like '96 and was sung by a 17 year old girl... every kid in their mid 20's knows this song) or Kara saying he wasn't capable! Anoop definitely has the likeability thing going for him. Top 12 chances? The 3rd spot will either go to Anoop or Michael Sarver and the other will get a WC pick for the 12... 98% certain!
*where were the back-up singers? and Ricky Minor & the band? weird...
Casey Carlson's attempt at sexy with The Police's "Every Little Thing She Does is Magic" just came off as AWKWARD and campy! With the wink, the posing... oh yeah and the bad sing... wowsers! I'd say I have no idea how she got here, but that would be a lie. Top 12 chances? 7 of the remaining 11 girls would have too become violently ill for the next 4 months and even then they might attempt to bring back someone from the Top 50!!
*Watching Casey's mom continue to prop her up after that... made me very thankful for a family that tells it like it is!
Michael Sarver's cheap imitation of "I Don't Wanna Be" by Gavin Degraw would have sealed his fate to the WC round until Simon (in complete un-Simon like fashion) pander for his vote...what up with that? Simon thinks he "needs a break"... is that what this show is about now? Giving mediocre singers a break? I think Michael should go more the country/soul route (a la Keith Urban)... he's got the voice and look for it. Top 12 chances? Simon may have finagled Michael the 3rd spot over Anoop, but if he didn't? prepare to see Michael in the WC round.
Ann Marie Boskovich wins the prize for most bizarre song choice of the evening. "Natural Woman"? Seriously? She complete missed the boat choosing a song that limited her range and made no sense for her musically. She reminds me of Kat McPhee without the slightly interesting personality! Kara was on the right track suggesting "Love Song"... Ann Marie has a pleasant enough voice, but might have blown her chances with a stupid song choice. Top 12 chances? Alexis sang better last night and will almost definitely get the girl spot over Ann Marie, but I could definitely see her coming back for the WC round.
Stephen Fowler road the Brandon Rogers train right unto the ground with his uninspired take on MJ's "Rock With You". For realz Stephen B-Rod can tell you songs like that get you no where in the semis! Plus the back-up singers were way off! Top 12 chances? None, he could maybe sorta possibly get a shot at the WC.
Tatiana del Toro 100% belongs on Broadway! Her cabaret take on Whitney Houston's "Saving All My Love for You" proves it. She actually got a pretty good voice and could be any crazy character she wants to on stage! The "demeur" Tatitana was creeping me out! Top 12 chances? With the way the rest of the girls performed... she could sneak in or at least gain a WC spot out of it.
Of course, Danny Gorkey, gets the pimp spot! He put the "brooke white" spin on Mariah Carey's "Hero" and it was good... not great, not phenomenal, not "OMG I'm falling out of my chair" spectacular like the 3 diddlies made it out to be! I like the "Lord knows..." note, but still don't get the Danny-hype! I found it interesting that he was one of the only contestants with no crappy background singer! He will be this year's Archuleta... with he squeaky clean image, his message songs and totally judges support! Top 12 chances? Hello? Danny's going all the way... apparently!
Top vote getters... Danny Gokey & Alexis Grace
3rd vote getter... it has to go to either Anoop, Michael or Tatiana (gasp!!!)
My heart is telling me it's gotta be Anoop, but my mind is preparing me for Michael Sarver to take his spot!
If the Captain of the Dawg Pound is to be believe... and this is the best talent EVER? Idol should just pack it up now and go home! But I, for one, will not be swayed by these silly judges... and can only help the next two weeks get better!
Check you tomorrow with the results... a MJ & Carly duet... and maybe a fun group number?? (I always love those!
Friday, February 13, 2009
"Dreams really do come true... at DisneyWorld!"
At a VIP event for the new "American Idol Experience" attraction at Disney World some one had the genius idea for Carrie & David to duet on Fleetwood Mac's "Go Your Own Way"... flippin' incredible!
Watch and see!
If these two ever toured together... oh golly gee... my heart might explode!!
Thursday, February 12, 2009
"The Chosen... Few?"
I'm going to start with the 1st Group and do the other 24 tomorrow!
Let's get to it... shall we?
Tatiana del Toro: She is the one person that doesn't have a shot in well... ya know... of making it to the Top 12. I have not found a single person (expect the website Vote for the Worst) that can remotely stand the girl. So these girls should be glad their only fighting 4 other girls instead of 5 for the spot.So which girl will make it through? I think Jackie or Anne Marie have the greatest chance with Alexis as a close third. I could definitely see the two that don't make it coming back for the Wild Card Round.
Michael Sarver: In any other group Michael would stand an excellent chance of initially making the Top 12. He got a great tone, a great look and a great story, but I think Danny & Anoop have the fan base already... with all that said, I think Michael is a prime canidate for a Wild Card pick.
So which guys do I think will make it through? Danny or Anoop with get the highest votes... I'm like 99% sure on that one and the the other will take the "3rd" spot!
My choices to make it through from this group: Anoop, Anne Marie & Danny
I'll be back tomorrow to talk about the Rest of the Best... see ya then!
ETA: Oops... forgot to slip in the lastest DRAMA... looks like Joanna Pacitti and her inability to remember the lyrics are OUT and a relative unknown Felicia Barton is in... check back tomorrow to learn more about Felicia!
